Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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