I'm lost and stupid without you.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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