3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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