Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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