I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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