Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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