Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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