it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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