theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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