those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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