Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I understand Curling. That high.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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