therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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