Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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