help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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