I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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