***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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