I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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