Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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