DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
fuck your aforementioned shoe
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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