i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Actions speak louder than pants.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
