i just google imaged poop.
he puts the penis in happiness.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i dont even know how to be here
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
