omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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