kristin has been a bad kristin
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
