dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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