I want to stick my p in your. b.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
There r osticjed everywhere
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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