You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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