I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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