How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
