fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Girls should come with a carfax report
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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