The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
two words...techno handjob
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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