And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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