I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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