let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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