FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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