I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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