i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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