Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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