Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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