hell yes lets make some ravioli
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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