There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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