It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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