Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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