Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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