u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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