Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Your penis caused this!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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