yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Dear god my vagina.
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