it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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