are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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