if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
BRING THE BAGELS
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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