Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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