So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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