butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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